"I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice."
Jackie. 21. Chicago.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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i don’t get str8 men
HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.
why
Facepalm.
Omg I’m laughing hysterically!!
I’
Oh I’m sure they pull back alright ;D
“double-holy”
LOL I don’t think it works that way, sweetheart.
He eats a potato omg.
Quick honey, I have a boner, get the potatoes!
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Smart men don’t mask “morning mouth” - Chlorodent Toothpaste - 1954
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Photographers lining up to capture the best moments on the red carpet.
